Under The Table « Result #1 on Mar 19, 2009, 1:50am »
Two couples were playing cards. Jeff accidentally dropped some cards on the floor. When he bent down under the table to pick them up, he noticed that Dave's wife, Sandy, was not wearing any underwear! Shocked by this, Jeff hit his head on the table and emerged red-faced.
Later when Jeff went to the kitchen to get some refreshments Sandy followed him and asked, "Did you see anything under the table that you liked?" Jeff admitted, "Well, yes I did." She said "you can have it, but it will cost you $100."
After a minute or two, Jeff indicates that he is interested. She tells him that since Dave works Friday afternoons and Jeff doesn't, that Jeff should come to their house around 2:00 PM on Friday.
Friday came and Jeff went to her house at 2:00 PM. After paying her the $100, they went to the bedroom, had sex for a few hours and then Jeff left.
Dave came home about 6:00 PM and asked his wife, "Did Jeff come by this afternoon?" Totally shocked, Sandy replied, "Yes, he did stop by for a few minutes." Next Dave asked, "Did Jeff give you $100?" Sandy thought, 'Oh hell, he knows!' Reluctantly she said, "Yes, he did give me $100."
"Good," Dave says. "Jeff came by the office this morning and borrowed the $100 from me and said that he'd stop by our house on his way home and pay me back. It's so good to have a friend you can trust."
Violin Lessons « Result #2 on Mar 19, 2009, 1:08am »
"Daddy, can I learn to play the violin?" young Sarah asked her father. She was always asking for things and her father was not very pleased.
¡¡¡¡"You cost me a lot of money, Sarah," he said. "First you wanted to learn horse riding, then dancing, then swimming. Now it's the violin.
¡¡¡¡"I'll play every day ,Daddy." Sarah said. "I'll try very hard.
¡¡¡¡"All right," her father said. "This is what I'll do. I'll pay for you to have lessons for six weeks. At the end of six weeks you must play something for me. If you play well, you can have more lessons. If you play badly, I will stop the lessons."
¡¡¡¡"0. K. Daddy," Sarah said. "That is fair.
¡¡¡¡He soon found a good violin teacher and Sarah began her lessons. The teacher was very expensive, but her father kept his promise.
¡¡¡¡The six weeks passed quickly. The time came for Sarah to play for her father.
¡¡¡¡She went to the living room and said, "I'm ready to play for you, Daddy.
¡¡¡¡"Fine, Sarah," her father said. "Begin.
¡¡¡¡She began to play. She played very badly. She made a terrible noise.
¡¡¡¡Her father had one of his friends with him, and the friend put his hands over his ears.
¡¡¡¡When Sarah finished, her father said, "Well done, Sarah. You can have more lessons."
¡¡¡¡Sarah ran happily out of the room. Her father's friend turned to him. "You've spent a lot of money, but she still plays very badly. he said.
¡¡¡¡"Well, that's true," her father said. "But since she started learning the violin I've been able to buy five apartments in this build very cheaply. In another six weeks I'll own the whole building!"
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Troop ideas from another site « Result #4 on Nov 6, 2008, 6:10pm »
Exactly as he wrote it:
"Firstly troops and gold are inseparable where you have one you have the other so before i go into troops and when and how they would be used i will talk about gold. Gold is what you use to buy troops and maybe a few other things as well to help in battle.
Gold
Ok first off there will be 2 kinds of gold kingdom gold and personal gold. Kingdom gold is only used to the leader normal gold is something special to each member.
Getting gold there are 2 ways to get gold.
The first way will be each Saturday and Sunday a member will be able to pick up a set amount of gold for sake of argument say 300 gold. Each kingdom will pick up 1000 gold(only leader can collect)
The second way is mostly to make people want to post more. At the end of each thread a mod(Say me) will give a small amount of gold to everyone who join in the thread. This will be small say only 100 gold so none get mega huge on gold. And before the thread becomes reward-able it has to have finished and been at least 3 pages or everyone will make threads everywhere with about 2 posts. The size of the reward depends on how much someone posts, plus the thread author will get a small bonus. I know this is complicated but I'm will to handle this part on my own so no need to worry.
So on to spending your gold.
Troops buying them
there will be 2 troops markets one for buying kingdom troops and one for each members personal ones.
Kingdom market
each leader will be able to come here and spend there gold on units. Each kingdom has a separate thread to post in as i will make unique units for each kingdom. Kingdom troops will be the main part so no kingdom get to power by having more members. In the kingdom market you get more for the gold.
Normal market
This is for everyone who is not a leader to buy personal troops they can use. I will put up a list of troops and each one advantages and disadvantages and well as some siege weapons. Because it will be hard to get lots and gold and the troops will cost more here this wont be the deciding factor in any battle.
Note. There will also be a limit as to how many troops each member can have. But not one for the kingdom army, just so none gets too strong.
Special market
This is for buying this other than troops for those who have say got a full army(that would take a very long time but is possible) it would have items that make battle easier to win. Like Xi liang horses or explosives or say a item that boosts your men moral or confers some small advantage.
When are troops used
Now the important part when can people use these armies and how.
1) personal troops can be used to any thread depending on what the thread author choses they should say yay or ney at the start of each thread. 2) kingdom troops should only be used for kingdom Vs kingdom battles, the leader choses who gets which men. 3) At the end of every major battle everyone who participate will get a LOT of gold and kingdom gold too to make up for some of the troops lost but not all.
We would need a new section on the board that will have a market area where we can keep track of who is buying what. And a thread where everyone can post picking up there weekly and kingdom income. what and also there should be a kingdom vault section where the leader post the kingdoms current army. Normal members can keep track of there men in there Sig's or character profile.
I will keep track on this and make sure no one is cheating and having more men that they should. ahh long talk over.
Please let me know what you think, if you don't like it say so but also how i could make it better."
I'm tired of trying to figure out how to adapt it to Odahaceka and would rather have your guys opinions.
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Re: I WISH!!!! « Result #6 on Oct 16, 2008, 10:28pm »
Through the years that this has been up (Avidgamers first), I have put plots. At least a couple handfuls. Aside from being everywhere and posting as a bunch of NPC's with YOU, tell me what I need to do to draw attention? The two other members that I know of still being around are both working, parents, and both have school. I'm tapped out and have done everything I know to do. I made a history, I based a fight, but left it open for people to battle out.
I was hoping that people's creativity would shape the lands, but nothing has happened. There's two leaders. One is waiting on a post and the other is hardly on. I feel backed into a corner of rp everywhere with myself, predetermine the lands, make a thorough plot, or the site will go nowhere. *sigh* I will have to do something soon.
Re: Poverty - or The Outsider « Result #8 on Sept 30, 2008, 8:52am »
Finally, he had reached the town. He just walked through the roads. It was like the world he once knew. Some cars were here and there, some broken. But why? It was the main road, he guessed. The vampire tried to guard himself from the coat. No cars were driving. And there were no pavements. The vampire just walked further, not wanting to be interrupted by some strangers. And then, he decided to cross the road. A bad decision... All that he felt was a pain in his knees and on his side. Then, he felt, how his body fell down on the ground. It was horrible... It was the worst thing that could happen. Now, he would need to kill innocents... The young man saw how the white car drove on, leaving him behind. There was blood underneath him. His own blood... The wounds didn't heal. Why? The vampire didn't know.
GO THERE!!! It's a world that has 29 members (that's what I read), it's predefined. Everything's mapped out. Tell me what you think! If no one replies, I might just move everything over there! I love the site. I love the host (acorn rack). I am also short on time to dive into what this site should be and everywhere I've gone to advertise, they want a minimum in members and posts :/ What am I to do? Help or opinionate guys!
Re: Poverty - or The Outsider « Result #10 on Sept 29, 2008, 2:55pm »
Mizika had been sitting on his desk chair staring out the large Bullet proof window, He was glad that it was almost time for him to return to his nice abode. He then glanced at his watch and noticed that it was time to finally leave work. He quickly packed up his papers in his black genuine leather briefcase. He loved the feeling of being important, Just not the responsibility that came with it. He then walked quickly to the elevator, and pressed the button. Down the hallway he could see his secretary hold a stack of papers in her hand obviously for him. He then started jabbing the button itching for it to come faster. He then glanced back and noticed how close she actually was. He then ran into the elevator as it opened. He then jabbed the parking lot button and it slowly started closing. Come on Come on he thought. He then saw a his secretary's angry expression as it disappeared as the door closed. He sighed a sigh of relief. He then pressed his key into the key hole and it took him to his private garage. He then picked out his black Mercedes and sped out of the garage as it opened. he looked back and could see it quickly closing behind him. He then started driving faster, he was in a hurry to get home.
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